Something to Ponder About ???

In a certain village there is a certain barber who shaves all those villagers who do no shave themselves. Does the barber shave himself?

A lot of kids story book wrote such statement i suppose. hahaha... you know what is the problem with the statement?

Here is one more...

You are offered a million dollars to find the following word W. "W is a word that cannot be defined in less than fourteen words." Can you find the word?

heee... Think hee...

Is it a blessing?

2 Weeks of going to school already. Yet, life is like the same with no up up up or down down down. Anyway, to all that care, i have finally finalise my timetable and believe it or not, is a sad timetable to me even i have wednesday as a free day....

Monday and thu till 8pm haa.... and monday and tuesday is an ultimate day when all my tutorial and lec are closely arranged together haa.. Busy busy.. all 21 MCs are used.. hahaa... Thank to the SOC manager which helped me so much to appeal for the general elective module. If not, next sem will be a tough one for me.

Anyway, now i am thinking of which cca to take. Though is not very important but i think it is very important to have a balanced lifestyle. heee.. Swimming? or others? Confusing and indecisive (staring at my timetable!!) haa...

Tutorial is going to start next week. Don't quite looking toward it. Is 2 years of army already.. All my cells is like being blocked by some bugs or virus that don't seems to work well in school. haha.... ARGHHhhhhhhh....

Let not talk about school, army etc etc.. hahaha... Ooo kenny.. kenny .. my brother brother haha.. you are not forgotten la... still waiting for you to come back eat our favourite prata..hahaa... anyway, serangoon central opens a new prata shop.. just to keep you informed. hee.. me and eugene have been patronising the store ever since it opens. (LAZY TO WALK SO FAR) haha........ when you come back to singapore, it will be a year treat from you haa.. ( READ THIS SENTENCE KENNY) hhahhaa... how much can eugene and i eat sia.. haha... anyway kenny, MISS YOU Sia.... Eeeee sound so gay.. The code of brotherhood never die.

ops.. next is Eileen. Eileen lee shining.. wish you a Happy birthday here on my blog. haha... Wink wink haha.....

*what actually to happen in my life!!! hai.

The pathetic week...

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she's blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He's always there for her.She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she can see everything, including her boyfriend.Her boyfriend asked her, "now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is blind too, and refused to marry him.Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her saying."Just take care of my eyes dear."

This is how human brain changes when the status changed.Only few remember what life was before, and who's always been there even in the most painful situations.

Is a boring week again. hai... been to school for like 4 days already.. all sorts of things happened and of coz the lecturers seem so.... " ----- " hai... hard to get back to study after army. hai. Seriously damn hard.

Ndp Over - new life at NUS.....

long time never updated this elmoesheaven le... heee...

finally NDP is over. and my new life starts. NUS is filled with people i don't know or yet to know.... Know too little people for now. hai...

Anyway, here is a summary of my ndp life. hahaa....
Got into this committee from interview when i was still an Cadet. didn't know why i am there also!!! hee... In any case, for now, i believe whenever i look back at marina bay, i will not forget the time i spend along with everyone in the office especially the unforgettable 14 extras which make me famous hahaa... What do i know in NDP? starting research? then ops? then under cpt daniel doing lot of things? All sorts of things i will say.. Sai kang boy haa.....

Here a list of everyone i should thank that make my life so interesting thou shits happened.
Cpt daniel
Manu
Shuan
Desmond
Seetoh
Leonard
Ben
Jordan
Gerard (don't know spell wrongly not hahaa)
Alvin
Wee kiong
Han qing
Dom
John
Ryan
The artist
Cpt lee
Cpt chester
Thana
All the RPs
Armceg ppl like (bing hong, bing hui, alroy, ziyan... etc etc) - they are the people who accompany with my 14 extras haha....
Service Support ppl like (cpt edwin, warrant koh, wei zhong, bryan, koon ming, lashmini and everyone else.. hahaha... hard to name everyone here - but everyone will be remember)

All the warrants
warrant tang, jack, koh, albert, eng, tan, ow

If i forget any name, don't blame me k.. my memories really getting very lousy. can forget things very very easily haha....

Come to think about it, the journey is a hard one, everyone scared of boss presence and what he will come out next haa.... Good luck everyone. Hope the rest of your journey is fun and smooth...

Take care everyone...

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Now, is nus time. been to school for like 2 days already and there is one person who tell me a lot about school and i think i should thank her here.. hahahah and that is Eileen LEE Shining hahaa.... the brightest (shining ma) girl i know hahaa.... Really thank her a lot for all the information she gave me. Thank eileen and good luck in your new job..... BU BU GAO SHENG

School is a hard place to go. Monday lesson will be like 9 to 4 without any break. die... Bad planning and the best part is.... i have to run from one end to the other end... bad planning again. hai.. sad... Don't know much ppl yet. but i believe my journey in NUS will be a fun filled one. haa...

Nus is too different from POLY. first week already started complaining abt the bidding system which totally suck to the core. second week already complaining abt the lecturer which appeared to be hostile ( one hongkonger who seems so blur with everything, one lecturer who don't care about student rate of absorbing) sad sad... Trust me or not, i am gg to bring a camera down to take down all the notes le hahaa...

For now, i am still wondering which CCA to join to keep fit haha..... don't join i will feel damn left out and not keeping fit at all.. i hate that feeling.. haaa... maybe tennis again? swimming? the rest needs to pay money which i have none now hahaa.....

An example of life....

was reading sasa jie jie blog and came across this haaa

bad example: gal (sounding out): you feeling sleeping??
guy: yeah, tired from work…
gal (sounds concern): ok, shan’t disturb u, go and sleep lah
guy: ok, you have an early nite too..
guy hangs up the phone. 5 min later, phone rings awaken by the phone rings,guy: hello?
gal: …………. guy: who’s this?
gal (feeling unjust): you felt very bothered by me is it?
guy (confused): huh? what?
gal: ………….
guy: why? what happened?
gal: you find me very bothersome is it?
guy: bothersome? why you said this??
gal: ………….. guy: what’s the matter? how i would know if you dun say it out?
gal: we are chatting halfway, and you yawn, and went off to sleep…
guy: b…but, you are the one who ask me to go to sleep…
gal: you already said want to sleep already, what else u want me to say?
guy: haiz… if you wanna chat, just say so… what for tell me to go sleep, and feeling unhappy in the end?
gal: since when i’m unhappy?
guy: isn’t this unhappy? ok ok, i won’t sleep the next time, will that do?
gal: what’s the point? i want you to chat with me willingly, and not because afraid that i will be unhappy… in the end, guy spend another ½ HR comforting gal, actual sleep time is 11.40pm, plus the earlier argument, he did not have a good sleep. what worse is the gal may argue with the same thing again the next day.

good example:
gal (sounding out): you feeling sleepy?
guy (tired vocal, but sound interested) : abit, tired from work. but you have not finished talking, carry on, i will be listening.
gal (felt consoled): orh, but since you are tired, go and sleep then (still sounding out) never fall into the trap and hang up the phone guy: there’s no afternoon break today, indeed more tiring. how abt i give u a call tomorrow morning. let’s chat awhile more ok? (tells the reason, and offer make up measure)
gal: oh ok. go and sleep now, you must be tired.
gal is willing to let guy go sleep, but guy must do a bit more than this guy: so what time you are going to sleep?
gal: not sure, probably a bit later.
guy: ok, but not too late, not good for health. i will be heart pain one hor…
gal (feeling loved): ok lah… guy: i love you the most! (even if eyes are shutting also must remember to say this impt words, else all effort wasted)
gal: i loved you too, have a good rest! (happy till can float liao)
guy: ehmm…
gal hang up the phone
in the end, 11.10pm.
guy sleep peacefully, and probably a morning call from gal the next day…
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This was so cool and true.. hahaa In any case, i believe the second part will only happened when you are in the honey period of the relationship. haa... In any case, wonder when will my next one coming hahaa.... just kidding

hahaha

Came across anyone this time. hahaha THIS IS EVEN MORE FUNNY>....

Dear colleagues> > Who is cleverer ? Teacher or student??> >

One night 4 college students were playing till late night and
> didn't study
> for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
>
> In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look
> as dirty
> and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean
> and said that
> they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
> the tyre of
> their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back
> and that they
> were in no condition to appear for the test.
>
> So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They
> thanked him
> and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they
> appearedbefore the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a
> Special Condition Test,
> All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test.
> They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
>
> The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
>
> Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
> Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
>

> a) Front Left
> b) Front Right
> c) Back Left
> d) Back Right .....!!!

> > True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96

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Haa after much jokes.. now came into my life... Went to Nus for orientation this few days... Back and fro from orientation to camp etc. haa... didnt' really go for orientation as all my friends only selectively selected those impt to go. haa... In any case, the feeling sucks. Nus life seems bad at the start of it. All because of the word call "bidding". haaa... It sucks to the core. Making everyone life so difficult. haa...